The Jennifer Connection

Good things happen to me when Jenni McShane is not at work.

I'm not sure why, but all of the crazy things that happen to me happen when she is on a cruise, out of town, or recovering from ACL.

I told her that she needs to take a week off so I can meet a wonderful man, get married and have babies. A week of vacation for her should do nicely. ;-)

She took Monday off and that's when I got my offer. I can't remember the other details of what happened when, but Jenni's absence at work means good things for me.

Jenni, tell me when your next day off is so I can go buy a lottery ticket. Seriously.